Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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