sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I can't turn off my feet"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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