32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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