How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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