Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
