My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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