he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it's like iHOP with fire
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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