I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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