How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
