so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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