i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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