I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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