How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
