if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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