We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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