Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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