brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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