the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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