just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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