Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
