i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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