She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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