Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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