no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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