I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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