He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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