WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
