Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize