I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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