Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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