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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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