they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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