idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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