This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
...so i touched it.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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