i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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