dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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