I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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