Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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