Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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