that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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