i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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