You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize