He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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