what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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