I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
my sisters under your porch take her home
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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