The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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