And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
nutella sex= disaster
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
