Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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