what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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