I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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