Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
