Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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