So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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